How much mileage is there in the whole ‘Britney cut her hair off thing’? We’ve seen it replayed in the whole whatever went wrong with Britney/Britney’s worst year ever/Britney gone wild/Britney’s fall from Grace. The whole Britney Shears thing is getting a bit old now. She’s not the only woman to have done it you know. Frida Kahlo did it (admittedly she was guilty of greater crimes – a mustache and a unibrow). Now we see the whole scene aped over and over again even repackaged and re-sold to us as prime time drama in the T.V series Dirt. I’ve cut my own hair down to size several times during my life but no-one’s ever captured it on film, perhaps I’m just jealous. There are only 2 things to take into consideration before going for the chop;
1. What is your hairline like and can you survive without even the hint of a fringe . Too low and you look like early man, too high and you look like receding man.
2. How ugly are you? Remember, it’s quite hard to hide any embarrassing features behind 1cm of hedge.
I’m tired of seeing Britney’s public belly flopping in the treacherous seas of stardom. I’m about to join the ‘lay off Britney’ campaign. Re-shape, re-invent, re-shape, re-invent – we’re all just walking topiaries anyway seeking to free ourselves from our past lives. In a court of law we may plead guilty to temporary insanity but I’d rather be this kind of nutter than the kind who goes temporarily ballistic and shoots a whole heap of people before allowing a bullet to put a final finish on his militarily bald head. Here again we will ask ‘where oh where did it all go wrong?’. perhaps when we started to neglect real stories for the sake of celebrity belly flops.
Frida Kahlo - The original Britney
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