On way to supermarket I realise I have forgotten my purse. I start walking back, jump in a kind of cab, reach destination, driver stops. I say, “how did you know this is where I needed to be? He says, “I didn’t, this is Marks and Spencers.” Stop! Other celeb in cab with us. Is [...]
My World of Dreams – No.20. Charlie’s Angels
I’m a Charlie’s Angel but pre-occupied with pulling some curtains down in my old family home. I pull what I think is my gun out of my bag in a panic. It turns out to be a flip-top mobile phone and I wait for the bad guy to come round the corner. Is this because [...]
Modern Day Dilemmas – No.26. Proof that fruit and veg is bad for you
Would you go into a supermarket, take a plum from the shelf, eat it then spit the stone back out into the cucumbers. No? I should bloody well hope not. But this is what my other half witnessed a few weeks ago and out of the goodness of his heart he came home and told [...]
Modern Day Dilemmas – No. 25. Belly-flopping with Britney
How much mileage is there in the whole ‘Britney cut her hair off thing’? We’ve seen it replayed in the whole whatever went wrong with Britney/Britney’s worst year ever/Britney gone wild/Britney’s fall from Grace. The whole Britney Shears thing is getting a bit old now. She’s not the only woman to have done it you [...]
