In my flat we all are; an Asian family with 3 children and their pet. I feel anxious about this funny looking bony dog which is the colour of red dust or clay and keeps coming at me. The wife tries to stop it but the husband does not seem to care. Does this dog represent the devil or am I developing some kind of persecution complex. I don’t like dogs anyway and especially when they are used as an extension of a man’s penis. You know who you are, all of you out there who are walking round with your Pitbulls, Rottweilers and Staffordshire Bull Terriers, giving dogs a bad name. I never had a problem with dogs until the 90s when summer dog attacks seemed to be all the rage. Now, I’m seeing a lot of young girls being walked by these dogs. My other half assures me that these are women whose boyfriends have sent them out to walk their mutts. Is this true? Are some men using their women as dog walkers? What the hell is going on? Is this some kind of way of asserting your masculinity even further? Some kind of double extension of the penis? What’s more, a lot of these girls find themselves getting mugged for these valuable hounds. What good is that? In these cases it only goes to prove that you, your dog and your girlfriend are all pussies.
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