My World of Dreams – No.18. My boyfriend should marry Vanilla Ice

I’m planning my dream wedding – registry office then immediate party afterwards. I worry about not having enough space for all the guests. I think about having a really nice time with my pink trainers hidden beneath a long wedding dress with the main aim being a good time for all. Isn’t it how all weddings should be though? a good time for all. Clearly I’m never getting married though. I’ve just told my man to go and marry Vanilla Ice. He’s always going on about him; about how everybody loved ‘Ice Ice Baby’ until we found out he was a white guy and now that the Ice one just flashed across our T.V in one of those 90′s nostalgia shows he’s just assured me that “He’s actually a really good looking man.” Perhaps I’ll marry my pink trainers instead then that’ll leave him free to go after the Vanilla one.

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