I saw an episode of Friends last night and Rachel’s nipples were showing through a T-shirt, a woolen jumper and presumably a bra because no woman’s chest stands as erect as that without some form of support. I often watch the re-runs because really Friends was the only US sitcom that I ever liked. Now [...]
The World of Children – No.11. The evolution of play-fighting
We are cordially informed that our child wants to punch his father’s booby and take it away and put it on the wall. Just what is a parent to say. Last week he got his dad in a headlock; the result? His father could not move his head properly for a [...]
Modern Day Dilemmas – No.23. No No No, New Kids on The Block
A few days ago I saw something really wrong. I switched on the music channel and saw some middle aged looking men cavorting with bikini clad jail-bait. I vaguely remember a show last year where random members of oldskool boy bands were plucked from the brink of celebrity death, shoved in a nouveau [...]
My World of Dreams – No.19. The pussy, the penis and the fighting dog
In my flat we all are; an Asian family with 3 children and their pet. I feel anxious about this funny looking bony dog which is the colour of red dust or clay and keeps coming at me. The wife tries to stop it but the husband does not seem to care. Does [...]
My World of Dreams – No.18. My boyfriend should marry Vanilla Ice
I’m planning my dream wedding – registry office then immediate party afterwards. I worry about not having enough space for all the guests. I think about having a really nice time with my pink trainers hidden beneath a long wedding dress with the main aim being a good time for all. [...]
