Looking through a window with friends while people make yummy doughnuts in a very skilled way then an old friend who is at the end of the production line ropes us into helping, we protest but fail. No-one in their right mind wants to expend energy going to all the effort of making a doughnut. People who eat a lot of doughnuts are usually fat, there’s a reason for that. And what is our friend making anyway? it seems more like garlic pizzas. I feel rather disappointed, I’d rather get my hands on the sweet iced doughnuts. I wish we had a Krispy Kreme on every corner in England. Perhaps we could knock down a few Holland and Barretts. My nearest store is about an hour away in a bloody retail park. News flash – people who like to eat doughnuts don’t like walking or travelling that far away from their couch. It’s true what Chris Rock says about Krispy Kremes in his ‘Never Scared’ stand-up set, Krispy Kreme? Kracky Kreme. Krispy Kreme Donuts are so good, if I told you it had crack in it, you would be like, “I knew it was something in there…” Now I’m not gonna endorse drug use of any kind, you already know what kind of shit I’m going through in Crack City over here but you got to laugh or you cry and I always always always laugh at Chris Rock whatever he’s talking about.
Oh, and apparently Krispy Kremes are also linked to grass, click here to find out more.
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