Modern Day Dilemmas – No.9. Mini-bike, mini-balls

Wankturd, turdy turdy wankturd. That’s what you lot are, and by you lot I mean those of you who ride around on those pathetic turdy little mini-bike thingys. Thanks to one of you lot I got about 2 hours sleep last night because you decided to turdroll yourself down my street at 3.35 [...]