Modern Day Dilemmas – No.7. Foreign stuff in my bathroom

Whatever happened to bog standard stuff? This morning I noticed my toothpaste was running out. When I looked up onto the bathroom shelf I noticed that there was a tube there after all but I didn’t recognise it. To my horror it wasn’t my normal one. It was this weirdy one [...]

Modern Day Dilemmas – No.6. Local authority kingpins

Don’t ever buy a flat in an ex-council block because the local authorities still wield the sword that fucks you up. If the law is an ass then the councils are certainly the peristaltic shit infested tubes that lead to it. Don’t ever expect to ring the council and speak to a human [...]