The resilience of gonorrhoea
Gonorrhoea has been sitting on my desktop for the last 3 years like a scourge on my life. What the fuck. Every time I open up my computer there it is staring at me. I thought it looked pretty at the time. Stained microscopic images of sexually transmitted diseases always do look quite attractive. It rather looks like a bunch of grapes surrounded by a group of furry melons. At this point you may question my idea of attractiveness. It had a certain appeal at the time but it has managed to stick around being quite troublesome and has proved impossible to get rid of. As a background it has proved every bit as annoying as the disease itself. Like buying a new place with the full intention of changing the wallpaper only to find yourself walking into your living room year upon year thinking “oh, yes, forgot how much I hated that, really must change it at some point.” Believe me that point never ever comes because we find ourselves distracted by other things. I never open my laptop with the intention of changing gonorrhoea, I open it with the intention of doing some real work but there it is staring at me, haunting me. It’s like opening up your girlfriend’s legs with the intention of having sex only to be faced with something unexpected. Does it sway you from your duties or urges? Well I suppose that depends and I’m not here to judge, I’m here to moan… about modern day dilemmas of this kind. Be gone Gonorrhoea, be gone.
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