Yeah, I said it. I’m not a comedian and I’m not a farmer, they do have shops where I come from and we don’t all shag sheep and live on Coronation Street or Emmerdale farm but what I do have is an accent despite having lived down South for most of my adult life; so [...]
Modern Day Dilemmas – No.3. Skinny jeans my arse
Bleep, bleep head
When I first started this blogging business I called it fuckshitfuck. Why? Because seemingly that was the only thing in my head. I was going to question the fact that you get to a certain point in the day… or in your life when your head is completely filled to capacity with four [...]
Modern Day Dilemmas – No.2. Golden Grahams are better than crack
Which way do I cut the carrots?
On this one I spent about 15 minutes pondering today. It necessitated a 5 minute thinking break before I returned to the task only to find myself again confounded. It then became a do or die situation chopping all the way while I cursed myself for being so indecisive [...]
Modern Day Dilemmas – No.1. My laptop has a bacteria
The resilience of gonorrhoea
Gonorrhoea has been sitting on my desktop for the last 3 years like a scourge on my life. What the fuck. Every time I open up my computer there it is staring at me. I thought it looked pretty at the time. Stained microscopic images of sexually transmitted diseases always do look [...]
